|
Yeti: Giant Of The 20th
Century
(1977)
Director: Gianfranco Parolini
Cast: Antonella Interlenghi, Mimmo Crao, Jim Sullivan, Tony Kendall
Making movies
is a tough business indeed. It should then come as no surprise that
enterprising movie producers and filmmakers will look for ways to make
the process easier. One way that has been very handy countless times is
for producers and filmmakers to get the assistance from resources in
another country. For example, in the 1980s, it was very advantageous
for movie productions based in outside countries to do their filmmaking
in South Africa. Naturally there were the exotic outdoor backdrops to
use, but a bigger incentive was that the South African government
offered lucrative tax shelters. This last fact attracted a lot of
filmmakers from other countries, such as Cannon Films, who shot movies
there like American
Ninja 2 with Michael Dudikoff and Mercenary Fighters
with Peter Fonda. Unfortunately, movie companies who went to South
Africa got some backlash since apartheid was still going on. (Dudikoff
managed to eventually get enough clout to be able to refuse being in
Cannon's South African shoots, though Peter Fonda just simply refused
to talk about why he agreed to be in a movie shot in South Africa.)
Another country that for several decades proved to be attractive for
outside filmmakers was the former Yugoslavia. The country did boast its
own rugged yet beautiful landscapes and cheap production costs, but it
also had in its possession a lot of military equipment left over from
World War II, so making war movies like Force 10 From Navarone
was easier in several ways. Also, it provided a way for non-movie foreign
companies in the country an avenue to get their money back from frozen
funds - profits that could only be spent in the country the money was
generated in. Did you know that the awful 1985 horror-comedy Transylvania 6-5000,
starring Jeff Goldblum and Ed Begley Jr.,was actually completely funded by the Dow Chemical Company? Since they
had frozen funds in Yugoslavia, they saw a good way
to get their money
back and possibly make a profit in the process was to fund a movie to
be made in Yugoslavia.
There
are other countries that over the decades have
provided advantageous to filmmakers and producers from other countries
to collaborate with, but there are two specific countries I want to
talk about. The first one is my own country, Canada. While I admit that
some people might be initially scared off from my country - face it, my
country makes a lot more than its share of cheap and pretentious crap
that nobody wants to see - if you play your cards right, you can
possibly find it advantageous to work with Canada. For starters, Canada
has a ton of varied scenery - forests, mountains, big cities,
semi-deserts, and even one full-on desert in a small pocket in British
Columbia. You name it, we probably have it here. Another advantage
is that it can cost a lot less to hire personnel for a movie, from
actors to crew behind the camera. These people also tend to be better
behaved than many actors and crew found in other countries. Also, the
Canadian government over the decades has added tax credits, tax
shelters, and other financial incentives that can save a ton of money
for producers. The second country that I want to address is Italy. If
you've been around the world cinematic block a reasonable amount of
time, you'll know that it can pay to collaborate with Italians. For
many decades, Italians have known what kind of movies can attract
audiences around the world. They know their action, horror, fantasy,
comedy, and other popular genres very well. Also, they know how to make
these movies for a lot less while still ending up being attractive to
audiences. A third incentive is that the Italians sure know how to sell
their movies very well, unlike the film industries of other countries, coughCanadacough.
Now that you clearly know that both Canada and Italy
have shown they have some real strengths when it comes to making
movies, you then might share my surprise that both countries haven't
collaborated with each other very often. Off the top of my head, I can
only think of three movies where Canada and Italy have worked together.
The most recent example I can think of is the movie Barney's Version,
which was a worldwide box office bomb because of its pretentious and
boring nature (nobody cares about author Mordecai Richler, maybe aside from his first Jacob Two-Two book that was written for children). On the
other hand, the seemingly first Canadian-Italian coproduction, Strange
Shadows In An Empty Room,
no doubt made a lot of money worldwide since it really delivered the goods you
expect an action-crime movie to have. The third film is the one I want
to talk about in this review, Yeti: Giant Of The 20th
Century.
It seems (at least on these shores) to be the least known of the three
movies, so not only did its unknown nature appeal to me, it promised
that it might have evidence as to why there haven't been more
Canadian-Italian co-productions. The opening sequences of the movie
explain that off the coast of the Canadian province of Newfoundland,
something very big that's encased in ice has been discovered by a mute
boy by the name of Herbie (played by Jim Sullivan). Herbie and his
older sister Jane (Antonella Interlenghi, City Of The Living Dead)
are the grandchildren of millionaire tycoon Hunnicutt (Edoardo Faieta, The Lord Of The Rings),
so it's not only inevitable that they pass their discovery to their
grandfather, but that Hunnicutt sees great financial promise with
whatever is in the ice. He convinces scientist Wasserman (John Stacy, Wild Beasts)
to go to the remote location, and with a large team, uncover what's
beneath the ice. It turns out to be a gigantic Yeti (Mimmo Crao, The
Grand Duel),
one so big that it would tower over a giraffe or elephant. In the
process of thawing out the Yeti, it is reanimated, and Hunnicutt sees
even bigger potential with it. He decides to ship the now living Yeti
to Toronto, where it will be exhibited. However, nobody knows that
Hunnicutt's right hand man Cliff (Tony Kendall, Machine Gun McCain)
is up to no good concerning the Yeti... and I'm sure you know that
eventually once the Yeti reaches Toronto, stuff quickly hits the fan.
I have to make a confession about a perspective I had
about Yeti: Giant
Of The 20th Century
while watching it. Seeing a full-blown fantasy adventure such as this
set in Canada just felt, well, weird to me. Let me explain. As a
Canadian, I know that unlike countries such as the United States,
England, or France, Canada has an almost zero presence in fantasy
fiction of any medium, especially in stories set in Canada. Instead, we
generally produce boring fiction writers like that Richler guy, or Alice
Munro. So I'm not used to Canadian settings in a fantasy story. Still,
I admit there was a part of me pleased to observe Canadian references
in the movie (even token ones), such as the CN Tower, The Sun
newspaper (now unfortunately a fascist rag), Toronto police uniforms, or a Bank of Montreal
headquarters... though I'm not sure why the transport of the Yeti from
Newfoundland to Toronto flew over Niagara Falls before landing in Toronto on
"Hotel Toronto" (look at a map, non-Canadians). Also, in the
Newfoundland sequences, everyone is wearing thick coats despite the
nature backdrop being fully green and full of foliage. Such slipshod details
like those ones will probably have many readers concluding that other
aspects of the movie are equally or more slipshod, and for the most
part they would be correct. Take the production values, for instance.
It's clear even with the movie being a co-production that there wasn't
a great deal of money for the production to spend. There's really lousy
day-for-night photography, footage is clearly being run backwards a
couple of times, and there's ample use of stock footage. When the chaos
starts in Toronto, at most there are only two cop cars onscreen at a time,
resulting towards the end the sight of eight
cops being squeezed into both cop cars. The modelwork from aircraft to
buildings is beyond obvious. There are also a couple of sequences where
the Yeti is so poorly superimposed on the screen that we can see the
background through him.
I admit that some close-up effects of the Yeti - large
constructed hands holding various members of the human cast, and the
Yeti's impossibly large feet - do show some effort was made on them,
and they probably look better than you might expect. As it turns out,
those fleeting shots are the most interesting depictions of the Yeti
itself. Although this particular cinematic giant ape is more human in
appearance than those in movies like King Kong - not
wearing a costume - his personality
is less human. It's hard to read him and figure out what he's feeling
or thinking, except for one moment when he gets a thrill when the Jane
character fondles his nipple. Mostly he just trumpets like an elephant,
lumbers about awkwardly, and acts p*ssed off. You can't identify with
him to any degree... or for that matter, the human characters as well.
The human characters waver from being poorly written to being simple
stock characters. Millionaire Hunnicutt is absolutely deranged to feel
that the way he'll display the Yeti (on top of the Toronto Hotel) seems
to pose no risks for Torontonians or the Yeti itself - how did this guy
manage to become a millionaire in the first place? The young Herbie
(who is strangely kind of effeminate despite his reduced age) is mute,
but his being mute has absolutely no
bearing on the story or the other characters, and in the end his
quietness was probably written so the production wouldn't have to pay
extra for a speaking actor in the role. Director Gianfranco Parolini (Sabata)
not only doesn't have a handle on how even remotely how real people
would act in this particular situation, but also how fantastic this
situation would be in real life. The movie is remarkably low on awe, or
how we humans can seem small and significant to many aspects past or
present in this world of ours. Instead, in the first half of the movie
he has the narrative lumber from scene to scene in an awesomely low-key
manner. When the movie finally gets to Toronto and things go awry, it
just doesn't feel convincing, from passerbys somehow not noticing the
crisis until it gets right under their noses, to no feeling of any real
big city-wide emotion when word gets out.
It's
practically impossible to find anything to take seriously in Yeti: Giant Of The 20th
Century. Viewers who sit down to watch it with a desire to feel
the magic of classic giant monster movies like King Kong
will be very disappointed. As you may have guessed, the only possible
way the movie might be appreciated is viewing it for its camp value.
And yes, the movie definitely has a lot of unintentionally amusing
moments, not just those I described in the previous two paragraphs. In
the first part of the movie, we get sights like Hunnicutt being
transported in a leather sofa hanging under a helicopter, the decision
to find what's hidden under that block of ice by blasting it with
flamethrowers, and deciding the best course of action to reanimate the
Yeti is while doing it while its hanging under a flying helicopter. The
later portions of the movie also have their share of staggeringly bad
moments, my favorite being when the gigantic Yeti is on a rampage in
Toronto, Jane is telling other people, "They'll be sure to find him sooner
or later." If you prepare to watch the movie with a kind of MST3K
viewpoint, you'll likely have a good time... just not a great time. While Yeti: Giant Of The 20th
Century
has a good share of unintended laughs, at the same time there seems to
be something that's holding it back from true classic so-bad-it's-good
status. It may be that its energy level, as I mentioned before, is kind
of sluggish and it seemingly not wanting to be as aggressive in its
attitude as other (and better) giant monster movies. What is the cause
of this lack of enough spark? To be honest, I think it's the movie's
Canadian connection. As I said before, Canada hasn't practiced fantasy
fiction enough to even know what the right attitudes should be in this
genre, and it doesn't look like any time soon Canadian fiction tellers
will finally catch on to what an audience anywhere in the world desires.
(Posted April 3, 2026)
Check for availability on Amazon (DVD)
-
-
Check
for availability on Amazon (Blu-Ray)
See also: A*P*E, King Kong Escapes, Queen
Kong
|