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Cleanflix
(2009)

Director: Andrew James, Joshua Aukai Ligairi


Note: It's the 25th anniversary of The Unknown Movies this year, and what better way to mark the occasion by reviewing a movie (specifically, a documentary) about, well, movies!


Although the hobby that I love more than ever is watching unknown movies and subsequently writing reviews of those unknown movies, I have a lot of other loves in my life. One of them is comics. Now, I don't collect comic books, and I seldom take a peek at what is brand new on the racks at my local store, I have a great interest in comics and their cartoonists/writers. There are three specific cartoonists/writers that I'd like to briefly talk about here, because although their main career thrusts have nothing to do with movies, their attitude towards their art illustrates a specific viewpoint I have towards the certain handling of motion pictures by certain parties. One of those cartoonists/writers is Charles Schultz, another is Al Hartley, and the third is Johnny Hart. The specific reason I want to talk about them is in regards to their handling of religion in their comics. Charles Schultz, as you probably know, was the creator of the comic strip Peanuts. From time to time he would inject some religion into his comics, and you know what? I didn't mind. That's because not only was the religious material only occasionally injected in, Schultz always portrayed it in a way that didn't seem preachy at all. It was instead presented in an almost casual and matter-of-fact manner. Heck (I won't say "hell" in respect to Schultz), sometimes he would use religion just to make a humorous gag in his comic strip! The second of those cartoonists that I mentioned, Al Hartley, you have probably never heard of. He was one of the cartoonists under the Archie banner. He became a born-again Christian in the late 1960s, and he did start to inject Christian content in the Archie comics he drew and wrote. I actually didn't mind these particular Archie comic stories for the most part, because Hartley usually portrayed the Christian material in a way that both Christians and non-Christians could identify with - universal human values, in other words. In fact, Hartley managed to convince Archie president John L. Goldwater to let him use the Archie characters in Christian comic books printed by another company. I read some of these Christian comic books as a child, and while they were definitely a lot more Christian than Hartley's work at Archie, he was still careful to make the comics readable and entertaining for a wide audience, from the attractive art style to writing that was informative yet breezy, and full of love and compassion. Still those basic human values, even if he was reporting the Bible's official words on these matters.

And then there is the case of Johnny Hart, who was the creator of the comic strip B.C., which he drew and wrote from 1958 to 2007. For most of the strip's run, he didn't raise all that much controversy... though I have seen some of his early strips that today would surely have him being accused of misogyny. But in the mid 1980s, he suddenly decided that he would start bringing in his Christian beliefs into the comic strip. While he didn't do this with every strip he subsequently made, when he did do this, it created a lot of controversy amongst his readership, so much so that he not only got protests from Jewish and Muslim groups, newspapers at times outright refused to print these particular comic strips. For example, one of his controversial Sunday strips was devoted entirely to showing a Jewish menorah morph into a Christian cross, with text suggesting the "true" religion may have once been Judaism, but was now Christianity. While I don't think Hart was trying to offend anyone, and had the best interests of his readers at, ahem, "hart", I do have to admit that sometimes in my eyes his injection of Christianity crossed the line and became pure overkill. And that brings me to the topic I really want to discuss: I almost always do not like it when so-called religious do-gooders try to give a heavy-handed treatment on any form of art in order to advocate for their extreme radical religious beliefs... and I'm not just talking about in comics, but other art forms such as books, television, and music. And of course, movies. It seems that since the 1896 silent short film The Kiss that these kinds of stuffy prudish types have been trying to supress the cinematic art form. And as you probably know, many of these people happen to be extremely Christian in their beliefs. I'm not sure why a lot of time Christians find stuff in modern movies so offensive. After all, doesn't the Good Book contain stuff like approval of slavery, plus rape, warfare, incest, general violence, and downright threats to the public to shape up or else? If what's considered a "Good Book" can have that stuff and more, why can't other people put this same stuff in other media?

Sometimes I get really sick of and frustrated by the Bible thumpers who want to put Hollywood under their thumb, namely by censoring the content of Hollywood films. It makes me want to go to a vanity publisher and print hundreds of Bibles with severe alterations, such as having Adam and CleanflixEve wearing bathing suits right from the start. Then travel across North America and replace Gideon Bibles in hotel rooms with my Bibles. After all, Christians and other Bible followers, if you feel it's okay to try and censor movies in the public, it's then okay for me to censor your Bible and distribute it to the public - right? Alas, I don't currently have the funds to do all that, and for now I have to sit on the sidelines frustrated as those particular religious people try to alter Hollywood movies. Which brings me to the movie I am reviewing here - the documentary Cleanflix. It concerns the true story of fundamentally religious people (specifically, a group of Mormons) who made a concentrated effort to clean up Hollywood movies according to their own values. The way that they did that was to set up a business - which was actually named CleanFlicks - where consumers anywhere in America could send to them movies on VHS or DVD that they wanted cleaned of objectionable material. CleanFlicks would edit out the objectionable material either through audio or video edits, and give the edited movies back to the consumers. As you may have guessed, if you don't already know the true story, the big Hollywood studios objected to their movies being edited, and set off on a big legal campaign to get CleanFlicks to stop what they were doing - or even better, to go out of business entirely. I remember reading the news reports at the time about CleanFlicks and they being sued to cease and desist, and since I am a big fan of anything motion picture related, I kept track of what was happening day by day regarding this case. When I came across the documentary Cleanflix telling about this true story, I was naturally interested. Yes, I already knew the outcome of the story, but I was interested in seeing the inside details that may not have been reported in the press.

In case you don't know the full true story that Cleanflix documents, don't worry, I won't spoil things for you by revealing the eventual outcome. But whether you know all the details or not, I think there's a good chance that like me, you wonder how this documentary portrays both sides of the coin - the CleanFlicks people, and the movers and shakers in Hollywood. I guess you could also be curious about the legal teams on both sides too regarding their arguments and so forth. First, I will report on how I reacted to the side of the movie focusing on the CleanFlicks people and their loyal customers. Well, these "moral majority" types certainly do come across as sincere and passionate. Cleanflix documents that, at least initially, they were trying to follow the law by doing such things as buying one unedited DVD to make an edited DVD. Plus, it is illustrated throughout that there was (and apparently still is) a big market out in the public (not just the American public) demanding movies that had bad stuff cut out from them. At the same time, however, the documentary illustrates (without showing bias from the filmmakers) that there was some curious thinking by these individuals. None of them really defines what is "too much" when it comes to stuff like violence and sex; we see the woodchipper scene from Fargo was unedited, yet a reference to circumcision was edited out. And in the nude scene in Titanic, we get to see one (but not both) of Kate Windset's breasts covered up. One Cleanflicks individual refuses to get into why Brokeback Mountain was totally rejected. At one point, a consumer complains about Hollywood "pushing an agenda", yet the irony that comes across when seeing what Cleanflicks and their ilk were doing is apparently lost on the consumers and manufacturers of these edited movies. Another interesting observation is that Cleanflix also illustrates without comment that many in the Mormon faith not only won't question what Mormon prophets (such as the one in the opening video from a 1986 Latter Day Saints "Prophetic Counsel" denouncing and warning of modern entertainment) and other Mormon leaders dictate, they won't even think of doing some questioning.

The inevitable questions that come up are how and why the Mormon church came up with its warning of popular entertainment, but also why few individual Mormons don't think about this. We do learn that many Mormons are heavily indoctrinated from birth, which certainly plays a part. And in the opening of the movie, we see Mormon prophet Ezra Taft Benson state to all Mormons, "Obedience is a virtue." However, Cleanflix for the most part doesn't explore its Mormon subjects too heavily. For example, with Ray Lines, the founder of CleanFlicks, we don't learn practically anything about his background that might illustrates what drove him to found the business. Another person introduced later, a Mormon man named Daniel Thompson, becomes the most passionate figurehead for the edited movie business. There is extensive footage of him speaking his beliefs with great passion, and his never-give-up attitude does for a time make him interesting to follow. Yet at the end of the documentary, we don't learn anything of his history before Cleanflicks or most of his private life... except for a very surprise revelation towards the end that I won't get into, except to say that it will severely alter any viewer's viewpoint of this guy. Though to be fair, Cleanflix does also drop the ball sometimes when it illustrates the view of Hollywood towards the idea of people editing their movies. Except for a few quick clips of Hollywood figures (taken all from TV news reports - no new footage shot of them) like director/producer Irwin Winkler (Busting), we don't get much of Hollywood's side of the story. The DGA (Director's Guild of America) refuses to comment save for a standard quote whenever they are asked about the subject, the studios immediately launch lawsuits as soon as they get any whiff of their intellectual property being (to them) mismanaged, and the studios claim that there is "no market" for them to make them want to edit movies despite the apparent demand for them... but that's about all we learn from Hollywood's side. Probably directors Andrew James and Joshua Aukai Ligairi didn't have the pull or resources to talk to Hollywood bigwigs, which is unfortunate, since the documentary's focus is almost all on the other side.

On the other hand, directors James and Ligairi do manage to do some other things that can get you understanding why Hollywood was so annoyed at CleanFlicks and their ilk. Edited clips from movies like Saving Private Ryan and The Weather Man are shown, and they sure don't make that much sense. Also, the documentary shows that despite the best intentions of Cleanflicks and their competitors, piracy soon became rampant. In fact, the competition between Cleanflicks and their rivals eventually starts to produce a lot of very unChristian backstabbing behind the scenes, showing that the people behind these edited video outfits were, well, secretly like us regular folks with all of our flaws. Towards the end of the movie, even the so-called savior of the edited video market Daniel Thompson (who almost get to tearing up at times when discussing his passion) keeps going with his dream despite major setbacks, and I could almost relate to that particular passion when I think about all the times I have been passionate about things (like my website) despite the odds being against me many times. But at the same time, I could identify with the complaints uttered during those old news clips from Hollywood figures: I agree that if you work on something for years, you don't want it changed, especially if your name is on the finished creation. Also something to consider is the old statement, "If you don't like it, don't watch it." When it came to watching Cleanflix, I did like what I saw overall. It's not a perfect documentary by any means. Its kind of rough structure results in some inconsistencies (it can't decide if it's spelt "Cleanflicks" or "Cleanflix", for example), and some areas definitely could have been better edited - but certainly not by any employee of Cleanflicks or their many competitors. Despite a few other minor flaws such as those, if you are a passionate fan of movies and the subject matter of this documentary interests you, I think you'll like watching Cleanflix as I did - unless some religious so-called do-gooder got his or her hands on your copy before you did.

(P.S. - There's something I have to admit. At the end of Cleanflix, you know what? After learning so much about the Morman-founded Cleanflicks, I was very sorry that they never got a chance to come up here in Canada to set up shop so I could enlist their services. That's because I would have loved to have counfounded them by sending them movies to edit like Naked Killer, Robotrix, The Untold Story, Let My Puppets Come, Psychos In Love, Blood Diner, Fugitive Girls, Cinderella, The Secret Sex Lives Of Romeo And Juliet, Troma's War, Confessions Of A Serial Killer, The Hunting Party, The Nine Lives Of Fritz The Cat and the original Fritz movie, The Ten, Pray TV, Hey! There's Naked Bodies On My TV!, Strip Nude For Your Killer, Night Of The Demon, King Frat, Beer, The Christine Jorgensen Story, Because Of Eve, ...And God Spoke, Breeders, Thunderpants, Linda Lovelace For President, Preacherman, The Professional: Golgo 13, If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?, The Convent, The Devil's Tomb, A Serbian Film, Antichrist, the Porky's series, Salo: Or The 120 Days Of Sodom, Life Of Brian, Dead Alive, the Friday The 13th series, The Wild Bunch, Caligula, In The Realm Of The Senses, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre series, Last House On The Left, The Devils, The Exorcist, Shortbus, Battle Royale, Basic Instinct and its sequel, Frankenhooker, the Jackass series, Sweet Sweetback's Baadassss Song, I Spit On Your Grave, Crash, Scarface, the Death Wish series, Straw Dogs, the Faces Of Death series, the Rambo series, Hardcore, Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!, The Last Temptation Of Christ, Kids, Viridiana, Ecstasy, Tokyo Decadence, Cruising, Pink Flamingos, Mandingo and its follow-up Drum, Total Recall, The Human Centipede series, Cannibal Holocaust, The Brown Bunny, The Passion Of The Christ, Street Trash, Killer Condom, Welcome Home Brother Charles, the Saw series, Irreversible, Men Behind The Sun, Showgirls, I Saw The Devil, Baise-Moi, Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer and its sequel, the Nightmare On Elm Street series, Vixen!, Natural Born Killers, House On The Edge Of The Park, the Ilsa series, George Romero's Living Dead series, The First Nudie Musical, Legend Of The Overfiend, Re-Animator, Forced Entry, Seven, Robocop and its sequels (at least the first sequel), Fight For Your Life, Porno Holocaust, Let Me Die A Woman, Romper Stomper, Santa Sangre, The Happy Hooker series, Maniac, Are You Still Reading This List, The Incredible Melting Man, Heavy Metal and the follow-up Heavy Metal 2000, Inside Deep Throat, Lady Terminator, A Party At Kitty And Stud's, Last Tango In Paris, Hellboy and its sequel and remake, Bloodsucking Freaks, American Gigolo, Sex And Zen, The Trip, the Hellraiser series, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, Boxing Helena, Zombie, Man Bites Dog, Bound, Meet The Feebles, Humanoids From The Deep, The Raid and its sequel, the Prophecy series, Good Luck Miss Wyckoff, Sausage Party, Bad Lieutenant, Wonderland, Bound, Dead Heat, If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind and its follow-up Can I Do It... 'Til I Need Glasses?, Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex * (* But Were Afraid To Ask), Lifeforce, and, of course, Orgazmo... for starters.)

(Posted August 7, 2023)

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See also: The Devil's Rain, If Footmen..., Years Of The Beast

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