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Cleanflix
(2009)
Director: Andrew James, Joshua Aukai
Ligairi
Note:
It's the 25th anniversary of The Unknown Movies this year, and what
better way to mark the occasion by reviewing a movie (specifically, a
documentary) about, well, movies!
Although
the
hobby that I love more than ever is watching unknown movies and
subsequently writing reviews of those unknown movies, I have a lot of
other loves in my life. One of them is comics. Now, I don't collect
comic books, and I seldom take a peek at what is brand new on the racks
at my local store, I have a great interest in comics and their
cartoonists/writers. There are three specific cartoonists/writers that
I'd like to briefly talk about here, because although their main career
thrusts have nothing to do with movies, their attitude towards their
art illustrates a specific viewpoint I have towards the certain handling of motion
pictures by certain parties. One of those cartoonists/writers is
Charles Schultz, another is Al
Hartley, and the third is Johnny Hart. The specific reason I want to
talk about them is in regards to their handling of religion in their
comics. Charles Schultz, as you probably know, was the creator of the
comic strip Peanuts.
From time to time he would inject some religion into his comics, and
you know what? I didn't mind. That's because not only was the religious
material only occasionally injected in, Schultz always portrayed it in
a way that didn't seem preachy at all. It was instead presented in an
almost casual and matter-of-fact manner. Heck (I won't say "hell" in
respect to
Schultz), sometimes he would use religion just to make a humorous gag
in his
comic strip! The second of those cartoonists that I mentioned, Al
Hartley, you have probably never heard of. He was one of the
cartoonists under the Archie
banner. He became a born-again Christian in the late 1960s, and he did
start to inject Christian content in the Archie comics he drew and
wrote. I actually didn't mind these particular Archie comic stories for
the most part, because Hartley usually portrayed the Christian material
in a way that both Christians and
non-Christians could identify with - universal human values, in other
words. In fact, Hartley managed to convince Archie
president John L. Goldwater to let him use the Archie characters in
Christian comic books printed by another company. I read some of these
Christian comic books
as a child, and while they were definitely a lot more Christian than
Hartley's
work at Archie,
he
was still careful to make the comics readable and entertaining for a
wide audience,
from the attractive art style to writing that was informative yet
breezy, and full of love and compassion. Still those basic human
values, even if he was reporting the Bible's official words on these
matters.
And then there is the case of Johnny Hart, who was the
creator of the comic strip B.C.,
which he drew and wrote from 1958 to 2007. For most of the strip's
run, he didn't raise all that much controversy... though I have seen
some of his early strips that today would surely have him being accused
of misogyny. But in the mid 1980s, he suddenly decided that he would
start bringing in his Christian beliefs into the comic strip. While he
didn't do this with every strip he subsequently made, when he did
do
this, it created a lot of controversy amongst his readership, so much
so that he not only got protests from Jewish and Muslim groups,
newspapers at times outright refused to print these particular comic
strips. For example, one of his controversial Sunday strips was devoted
entirely to showing a Jewish menorah morph into a Christian cross, with
text
suggesting the "true" religion may have once been Judaism, but was now
Christianity. While I don't think Hart was trying to offend anyone, and
had
the best interests of his readers at, ahem, "hart", I do have
to admit that sometimes in my eyes his injection of Christianity
crossed the line
and became pure
overkill. And that brings me to the topic I really want to discuss: I
almost always do not like it when so-called religious do-gooders try to
give a
heavy-handed treatment on any form of art in order to advocate for their
extreme radical religious beliefs... and I'm not
just talking about in comics, but other art forms such as books,
television, and music. And of course, movies. It seems that since the
1896 silent short film The Kiss
that these kinds of stuffy prudish types have been trying to supress the cinematic
art form. And as you probably know, many of these people happen to be
extremely Christian in their beliefs. I'm not sure why a lot of time
Christians find stuff in modern movies so offensive. After all, doesn't
the Good Book contain stuff like approval of slavery, plus rape, warfare,
incest, general violence, and downright threats to the public to shape
up or else? If what's considered a "Good Book" can have that stuff and
more, why can't other people put this same stuff in other media?
Sometimes I get really sick of and frustrated by the Bible thumpers who want to put Hollywood under their thumb, namely by
censoring the content of Hollywood films. It makes me want to go to a
vanity publisher and print hundreds of Bibles with severe alterations,
such as having Adam and Eve
wearing bathing suits right from the start.
Then travel across North America and replace Gideon Bibles in hotel
rooms with my Bibles. After
all, Christians and other Bible followers, if you feel it's okay to try and censor movies in the
public, it's
then okay for me to censor your Bible and distribute it to the public -
right? Alas, I don't currently have the
funds to do all that, and for now I have to sit on the sidelines
frustrated as those particular religious people try to alter Hollywood
movies. Which brings me to the movie I am reviewing here - the
documentary Cleanflix.
It concerns the true story of fundamentally religious people (specifically, a
group of Mormons) who made a
concentrated effort to clean up Hollywood movies according to their own
values. The way that they did that was to set up a business - which was
actually named CleanFlicks - where consumers anywhere in America could
send to them movies on VHS or DVD that they wanted cleaned of
objectionable material. CleanFlicks would edit out the objectionable
material either through audio or video edits, and give the edited
movies back to the consumers. As you may have guessed, if you don't
already know the true story, the big Hollywood studios objected to
their movies being edited, and set off on a big legal campaign to get
CleanFlicks to stop what they were doing - or even better, to go out of
business entirely. I remember reading the news reports at the time
about CleanFlicks and they being sued to cease and desist, and since I
am a big fan of anything motion picture related, I kept track of what
was happening day by day regarding this case. When I came across the
documentary Cleanflix
telling about this true story, I was naturally interested. Yes, I
already knew the outcome of the story, but I was interested in seeing
the inside details that may not have been reported in the press.
In case you don't know the full true story that Cleanflix
documents, don't worry, I won't spoil things for you by revealing the
eventual outcome. But whether you know all the details or not, I think
there's a good chance that like me, you wonder how this documentary
portrays both sides of the coin - the CleanFlicks people, and the
movers and shakers in Hollywood. I guess you could also be curious
about the legal teams on both sides too regarding their arguments and
so forth. First, I will report on how I reacted to the side of the
movie
focusing on the CleanFlicks people and their loyal customers. Well,
these "moral majority" types certainly do come across as sincere and
passionate. Cleanflix
documents that, at least initially, they were trying to follow the law
by doing such things as buying one unedited DVD to make an edited DVD.
Plus, it is illustrated throughout that there was (and apparently still
is) a big market out in the public (not just the American public) demanding movies
that had bad stuff cut out from them. At the same time, however, the
documentary illustrates (without showing bias from the filmmakers) that
there was some curious thinking by these individuals. None of them
really defines what is "too much" when it comes to stuff like violence
and sex; we see the woodchipper scene from Fargo was
unedited, yet a reference to circumcision was edited out. And in the
nude scene in Titanic,
we get to see one (but not both) of Kate Windset's breasts covered up. One Cleanflicks individual
refuses to get into why Brokeback Mountain
was totally rejected. At one point, a consumer complains about
Hollywood "pushing an agenda", yet the irony that comes across when
seeing what Cleanflicks and their ilk were doing is apparently lost
on the consumers and manufacturers of these edited movies. Another
interesting observation is that Cleanflix
also illustrates without comment that many in the Mormon faith not only
won't question what Mormon prophets (such as the one in the opening
video from a
1986 Latter Day Saints "Prophetic Counsel" denouncing and warning of
modern entertainment) and other Mormon leaders dictate, they won't even
think of doing
some questioning.
The inevitable questions that come up are how and why
the Mormon church came up with its warning of popular entertainment,
but also why few individual Mormons don't think about this. We do learn that
many Mormons are heavily indoctrinated from birth, which certainly
plays a part. And in the opening of the movie, we see Mormon prophet
Ezra Taft Benson state to all Mormons, "Obedience is a virtue."
However, Cleanflix
for the most part doesn't explore its Mormon subjects too heavily. For
example, with Ray Lines, the founder of CleanFlicks, we don't learn
practically anything about his background that might illustrates what
drove him to found the business. Another person introduced later, a
Mormon man named Daniel Thompson, becomes the most passionate
figurehead for the edited movie business. There is extensive footage of
him speaking his beliefs with great passion, and his never-give-up
attitude does for a time make him interesting to follow. Yet at the end
of the documentary, we don't learn anything of his history before
Cleanflicks or most of his private
life... except for a very surprise revelation towards the end that I
won't get into, except to say that it will severely alter any viewer's
viewpoint of this guy. Though to be fair, Cleanflix
does also drop the ball sometimes when it illustrates the view of
Hollywood towards the idea of people editing their movies. Except for a
few quick clips of Hollywood figures (taken all from TV news reports -
no new footage shot of them) like director/producer Irwin Winkler (Busting),
we don't get much of Hollywood's side of the story. The DGA (Director's
Guild of America) refuses to comment save for a standard quote whenever
they are asked about the subject, the studios immediately launch
lawsuits as soon as they get any whiff of their intellectual property
being (to them) mismanaged, and the studios claim that there is "no
market" for them to make them want to edit movies despite the apparent
demand for them... but that's about all we learn from Hollywood's side.
Probably directors Andrew James and Joshua Aukai Ligairi didn't have
the pull or resources to talk to Hollywood bigwigs, which is
unfortunate, since the documentary's focus is almost all on the other
side.
On the other hand, directors James and Ligairi do manage
to do some other things that can get you understanding why Hollywood
was so annoyed at CleanFlicks and their ilk. Edited clips from movies
like Saving
Private Ryan and The Weather Man
are shown, and they sure don't make that much sense. Also, the
documentary shows that despite the best intentions of Cleanflicks and
their competitors, piracy soon became rampant. In fact, the competition
between Cleanflicks and their rivals eventually starts to produce a lot
of very unChristian backstabbing behind the scenes, showing that the people
behind these
edited video outfits were, well, secretly like us regular folks with
all of our flaws. Towards the end of the movie, even the so-called
savior of the edited video market Daniel Thompson (who almost get to
tearing up at times when discussing his passion) keeps going with his
dream despite major setbacks, and I could almost relate to that
particular passion when I think about all the times I have been
passionate about things (like my website) despite the odds being
against me many times. But at the same time, I could identify with the
complaints uttered during those old news clips from Hollywood figures:
I agree that if you work on something for years, you don't want it
changed, especially if your name is on the finished creation. Also
something to consider is the old statement, "If you don't like it,
don't watch it." When it came to watching Cleanflix, I did
like what I saw overall. It's not a perfect documentary by any means.
Its kind of rough structure results in some inconsistencies (it can't
decide if it's spelt "Cleanflicks" or "Cleanflix", for example), and
some areas
definitely could have been better edited - but certainly not by any
employee of Cleanflicks or their many competitors. Despite a few other
minor flaws such as those, if you are a passionate fan of movies and
the subject matter of this documentary interests you, I think you'll
like watching Cleanflix
as I did - unless some religious so-called do-gooder got his or her hands on your copy before you
did.
(P.S. - There's something I have to admit. At the end of
Cleanflix,
you know what? After learning so much about the Morman-founded
Cleanflicks, I was very sorry
that they never got a chance to come up here in Canada to set up shop so I could enlist their services. That's because
I would have loved to have counfounded them by sending them movies to
edit like Naked Killer, Robotrix,
The Untold Story,
Let My Puppets Come,
Psychos In Love, Blood Diner,
Fugitive Girls,
Cinderella, The
Secret Sex Lives Of Romeo And Juliet, Troma's War,
Confessions Of A Serial
Killer, The Hunting Party,
The Nine Lives Of Fritz
The Cat and the original Fritz movie, The
Ten, Pray TV, Hey!
There's Naked Bodies On My TV!, Strip Nude For Your
Killer, Night Of
The Demon, King Frat, Beer,
The Christine Jorgensen
Story, Because Of Eve,
...And God Spoke,
Breeders, Thunderpants, Linda
Lovelace For President, Preacherman, The
Professional: Golgo 13, If
Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?, The
Convent, The Devil's Tomb,
A
Serbian Film, Antichrist, the Porky's series, Salo: Or The 120 Days
Of Sodom, Life
Of Brian, Dead
Alive, the Friday
The 13th series, The Wild Bunch, Caligula, In The
Realm Of The Senses, The
Texas Chainsaw Massacre series, Last House On The Left, The Devils,
The Exorcist, Shortbus, Battle Royale, Basic Instinct
and its sequel, Frankenhooker,
the Jackass
series, Sweet
Sweetback's Baadassss Song, I Spit On Your Grave,
Crash,
Scarface,
the Death Wish
series, Straw Dogs,
the Faces Of
Death series, the Rambo series, Hardcore, Tie Me
Up! Tie Me Down!, The
Last Temptation Of Christ, Kids, Viridiana, Ecstasy, Tokyo Decadence,
Cruising,
Pink
Flamingos, Mandingo and
its follow-up Drum,
Total
Recall, The
Human Centipede series,
Cannibal
Holocaust, The
Brown Bunny, The Passion Of The
Christ, Street
Trash, Killer
Condom, Welcome
Home Brother Charles, the Saw series, Irreversible, Men Behind The Sun,
Showgirls, I Saw The Devil,
Baise-Moi,
Henry:
Portrait Of A Serial Killer and its sequel, the Nightmare On Elm Street
series, Vixen!,
Natural
Born Killers, House On The Edge Of
The Park, the Ilsa series,
George Romero's Living
Dead series, The First Nudie Musical,
Legend
Of The Overfiend, Re-Animator, Forced Entry, Seven, Robocop and its
sequels (at least the first sequel), Fight For Your Life,
Porno
Holocaust, Let
Me Die A Woman, Romper Stomper, Santa
Sangre, The Happy
Hooker series, Maniac, Are You Still Reading This List,
The
Incredible Melting Man, Heavy Metal and the follow-up Heavy Metal 2000,
Inside
Deep Throat, Lady Terminator,
A
Party At Kitty And Stud's, Last Tango In Paris,
Hellboy
and its sequel and remake, Bloodsucking Freaks,
American
Gigolo, Sex
And Zen, The
Trip, the Hellraiser
series, The Cook,
The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, Boxing Helena, Zombie, Man Bites Dog, Bound, Meet The Feebles,
Humanoids
From The Deep, The Raid and
its sequel, the Prophecy series, Good Luck Miss Wyckoff,
Sausage
Party, Bad Lieutenant, Wonderland,
Bound, Dead
Heat, If
You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind and its follow-up Can I Do It... 'Til I
Need Glasses?, Everything You Always
Wanted To Know About Sex * (* But Were Afraid To Ask), Lifeforce, and,
of course, Orgazmo...
for starters.)
(Posted August 7, 2023)
Check for availability on Amazon (DVD)
See also: The Devil's Rain,
If Footmen..., Years Of The Beast
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