The Black Windmill
(1974)
Director: Don Siegel
Cast: Michael Caine, Donald Pleasence, Delphine Seyrig
A movie I remember almost nothing about.
- Michael Caine discussing The Black Windmill
There have
certainly been a lot of unanswered questions that have faced mankind
ever since there has been such thing as mankind on this Earth of ours.
Some questions have first popped up more recently in man's timeline,
such as why popular music started to fall apart in quality around 1989,
and has continued its nosedive ever since. Also, there is the question
as to why Canadian writers of books, movies, radio, and television
shows have not produced all that many examples of science fiction and
fantasy when other countries have been able to do so successfully. But
there are also questions a lot older than those two particular
questions. One such question is why for thousands of years, all sorts
of people have decided to take on an occupation that it would seem for
an outside person with a good amount of intelligence to be an extremely
bad decision. For instance, when I was kid many years ago, I always
wondered why anyone would want to work for Cracked Magazine. Even in my
youth, I could tell that anyone working under publisher Robert C.
Sproul would instantly have what little genuine humor they had lingering in
their minds severely held back or instantly evaporated, and as a result
would come up with "comic" material that was way beyond lame. Under those
conditions, I could understand why former Cracked contributors like Al
Jaffee, Jack Davis, Jack Rikard, and Angelo Torres eventually left the
magazine to work completely for Mad Magazine, but I never understood
why Mad Magazine's Lou Silverstone and Don Martin (despite Martin's
documented bitter feud with publisher William Gaines concerning royalties)
eventually left a
good thing and went to work for Cracked in its dying years. Indeed, the
wacky humor from
Silverstone and Martin became severely watered down immediately after
they left Mad Magazine.
I've sometimes wished that I could have sat down with
any contributor to Cracked Magazine to ask them what they were thinking
when they decided to work for a publication with such a bad reputation.
Did the contributors think that what they wrote or drew for the
magazine was funny? What
did they think about working for an outfit
with a bad reputation? Were they just desperate for work, and decided
to throw away respectability for a steady paycheck? Unanswered
questions like those will loom in the back of my mind up to my dying
day. Actually, I have many other unanswered questions in my mind about
other occupations that to me seem more trouble than they may be worth.
One of those occupations is being in the world of espionage. From what
I've learned about the art of spying over the years, having some sort
of occupation in this field seems to come with all sorts of problems
that to me would drain any possible enjoyment to come from the work. Do
people that enter espionage somehow get enjoyment from work where most
of the time there is absolutely nothing exciting happening? Are people
who work in espionage frustrated by the fact that they can't tell their
friends or even their family members what true business they are
involved in? How would they be able to muster enough enthusiasm or will
to put an enemy operative "out of commission" if they were ordered to
do so by their superiors? For that matter, how do people in "the
business" feel about working in an occupation where even the lowliest
employee could potentially have a target on his or her back from the
enemy that they are pursuing?
Watching movies about people involved in the espionage
business, I have frequently seen additional problems of being a spy. It
seems in the great majority of espionage movies I have seen, there is a
huge amount of backstabbing going on. You have superiors of the spies
disavowing them should the spies get in the least bit of trouble. Also,
there are sure a lot of double agents and moles in what seems like
every cinematic spy agency. It happens so frequently that frankly, I am
quite sick of it. That, and what I earlier brought up about what I have
learned about espionage over the years, both the profession and
espionage movies sure don't seem all that glamorous to me. It takes a
lot nowadays for me to get enough interest to watch an espionage movie.
What got me to give the espionage movie The Black Windmill
a whirl were two things: It had the always entertaining Michael Caine (Surrender)
in the lead role, and it was directed by the legendary Don Siegel, who in his career
directed many good and memorable movies I've liked such as Dirty Harry, Charley Varrick,
and The Beguiled.
In the movie, Caine plays an Englishman named John Tarrant, who has
managed to balance being the British secret service and being a married
(though currently separated) man with a young child. As the movie starts, Tarrant
is deep at work
investigating indications that a worldwide criminal syndicate involved
in illegal arms trading is planning to soon sell weapons to the IRA.
But his work with that is abruptly put on hold when his wife calls him
to let him know their son has been kidnapped. Tarrant at first doesn't
tell his superiors of this, trying to deal with it on his own. But when
a mysterious man known simply as "Drabble" subsequently calls Tarrant
and informs him he knows all about Tarrant's top secret work, Tarrant
is forced to tell his superior Cedric Harper (Donald Pleasence, Watch
Out, We're Mad)
about what has recently happened. When "Drabble" informs Tarrant and
Harper that he wants a fortune in diamonds Harper recently acquired,
both men know there must be a mole in their midst. It doesn't take
long, however, for Harper to suspect that Tarrant had something to do
with the kidnapping, and Tarrant is eventually on the run. Tarrant
quickly realizes it's up to himself, with no help, to save his son's life.
With Siegel as director and Caine in the lead role, I
wondered as I sat down to watch The Black Windmill
if it would have any new angles on the well-worn subject of spying...
or kidnapping plots, for that matter. Unfortunately, there isn't all
that much new shown for either one of these plots; just about
everything concerning these plots you will have seen many times in
other movies. I guess the plans the authorities make once learning of
the kidnapping do come across as more realistic than usual, but not all
that much more. And while this realistic viewpoint includes showing
that trying to solve a kidnapping is long and hard work, eventually all
this backfires, with the movie seemingly just stretching this story
out. All of what I have said about the kidnapping also applies to the
spying parts of the movie - it feels somewhat more realistic than
usual, but eventually things go way past the breaking point. But there
are deeper problems than just those in this script, namely a lot of
things that just aren't explained. How did the kidnappers know where
Tarrant's son would be at the time they kidnapped him? Why didn't the
authorities intercept the registered letter that was sent to Tarrant
after the kidnapping? How was Tarrant able to leave England and get to
Paris when the authorities were already looking for him? The further
lazy writing gets even worse when towards the end of the movie, Tarrant
is practically given on a silver platter the clues he needs to track
down where exactly his son is being held. The many script flaws are
capped by the last few minutes, by not only making it no surprise as to
who "Drabble" is (there aren't exactly a lot of potential suspects in
this story, by the way), but also not illustrating the fate of one of
the movie's key characters.
With the story elements for The Black Windmill being
this inadequate, any director would find it difficult to generate any
compensation for the weak script. Actually, with a pro like Don Siegel
in the director's chair, some parts of the movie are a bit more punched
up than you might think. The most interesting part of Siegel's
direction is how he portrays this world. He keeps almost all of the
focus on the characters directly involved, and seldom shows anything of
what's going on in the outside world. It's an insulated feeling, one
that keeps us focused on what's happening with little to no
distractions (there's also very little music played.) Siegel also puts
in a little punch here and there, from the utter feeling of isolation
in the opening sequence, to bursts of action when the story moves to
Paris and also later in the climactic sequence. At the same time, there
are some quieter moments, such as Tarrant's heist of his superior's
office, that do generate interest or even excitement. But even with
those nice touches, some of Siegel's other direction seems very
misguided. The main problem with the movie is that it generally feels
quite slow, with many scenes with potential excitement being completely
drained of it just before they were filmed. There are a few times when
the narrative briefly gets to be genuinely dull. For example, the
movie, while as I said before does not show how Tarrant smuggled
himself to France, does show how he subsequently smuggled himself back
to England. This sequence, showing his hovercraft trip and then hiding
in the back of a bus while customs inspectors are doing their thing
just goes on and on until you want to shout at the screen, "Enough
already!"
The
Black Windmill had a very capable cast, not just with the
presence of Caine and Pleasence, but also John Vernon (Savage Streets)
as one of the chief adversaries Cain's character has to struggle with.
Though as it turns out, all of the actors have to struggle to make
something out of their roles, which are often as badly written as the
story. Vernon manages to generate some heat by using his familiar stony
and rough charisma, and actually makes some extra effort to come across
as both coldly menacing and quite smart. But we don't really get to
know this person particularly well; though we learn of his connection
to the conspiracy, we don't know him all that personally. Pleasence, on
the other hand, doesn't seem to be showing he gives a particular darn
about this project based on his low-key performance, maybe in part
because we also don't learn that much about his character. Then, of
course, there is Caine. He's unfortunately forced to work with a
character that, due to the script and the direction, comes across as
not terribly likable, mostly due to the fact his character never seems
all that concerned about his son's kidnapping. It is said at one point
that he was trained to not show emotion, but even then his outlook is
somewhat hard to swallow. The few times his character does get to
emote, it's in a pretty labored and unengaging manner, making his
character even more unbelievable and unsympathetic. It's possible
that Caine strictly did this movie for the money, like with some other
movies in his career, meaning that he didn't bring the enthusiastic
spirit in many of his other movies to this particular production. A spirit, if it had been used here, might have livened
things up somewhat. I'm sure you see by this point why I wasn't very
enthusiastic about The
Black Windmill,
though I may have portrayed it as being even worse than what my true
opinion was. As slow, unenthusiastic, and misguided as it was, I admit
that it never got to be truly and excruciatingly boring. But all the same, should you
watch it, you'll long before the end wish like me that you chose a
much better movie to watch, such as one of Caine's earlier Harry Palmer espionage movies, like The Ipcress File.
(Posted February 3, 2024)
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See also: The Kidnapping Of
The President, Surrender, Top Secret
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