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When A Killer Calls
(2006)
Director: Peter Mervis
Cast: Sarah Hall,
Mark Irvingsen, Robert Buckley, Derek Osedach
Way back in 1981, the movie Eyes Of A Stranger
was released to theaters, a slasher that's sort of obscure to this day
despite the fact that it was distributed by one of the major Hollywood
studios, plus that fact that the consensus among modern day
horror/slasher fans is that it's above average for the genre. Though
you might not know much about this particular slasher,
you can probably guess what the critical reaction to it was at the
time. Yes, the critics tore it apart as much as a masked killer does to
his victims. But to be fair to the critics, a number of them did admit
that unlike the typical slasher, they found a few aspects in this
particular one that they liked. Some of them praised the performances
of actresses Lauren Tewes and Jennifer Jason Leigh, who played the
female leads as less stereotypical and less helpless than usual. And
some critics begrudgingly admitted that they thought the movie was well
made, from the production values to the direction. Two such critics who
admitted that last point were Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert on their
movie review television show. Though of course they made sure to point
out they felt the violence, bloodshed, and terror was too much for
their tender selves, they did add one interesting remark that other
critics hadn't made. Siskel pointed out the that movie's director, Ken
Wiederhorn (King Frat),
actually had a background of producing acclaimed documentary films at
the CBS television network. Siskel then lamented one of the facts of
the movie business that bothered him, that being even if you have a
prestigious background, more often than not the only way you can get
backing for a theatrical movie is to make your movie a horror movie,
since horror is often cheap to make and has an already loyal audience.
According to Siskel, this was what happened to Wiederhorn.
As it turns out, my subsequent research uncovered that
Wiederhorn was shoehorned into horror even before Eyes Of A Stranger.
Four years earlier, Wiederhorn, while still working for CBS, made the
now cult classic horror movie Shock Waves
with Peter Cushing. The investors for that movie told Wiederhorn he
could do just about anything as long as he made the movie a horror
movie, so that their investment would have a high chance of making its
money back and later a profit. While that movie did manage to reach
both of those goals, Wiederhorn, upon his return to CBS, found that it
threw a wrench into his documentary career. When his colleagues at CBS
found out he made a horror movie, in their eyes that made him come
across as someone who couldn't make serious documentaries. Wiederhorn
soon after felt he had to leave CBS if he wanted to continue his
filmmaking career. When I first heard all that I told you about
Wiederhorn, quite frankly I was not surprised to hear about CBS' bad
reaction. The sad fact in the filmmaking business is that more often
than not, making a horror movie is seen as just one notch better than
making a pornographic movie. True, some people getting their start in
horror have gone on to better things, but people like Sean S.
Cunningham (Friday
The 13th) and Wes Craven (A Nightmare On Elm
Street)
have found it difficult to be considered for anything outside of horror
once having dipped their toes in the genre. Let's face it - horror
movies don't get much respect outside of die-hard horror movie fans.
With that in mind, a question comes up: If you really wanted to be a
movie director, but the only opportunities to sit in the director's
chair were horror exercises, would you refuse and continue to be
patient until (maybe) you are offered something more prestigious? Or
would you take the opportunity because it is
an opportunity to be a director in a legitimate project, albeit one
with not much legitimacy, and be prepared for the possibility of being
stuck in horror for the rest of your life?
Personally, if someone came to me and pledged to 100%
bankroll a movie for me to direct, with the condition of it being a
horror movie, I would jump at the chance. If the movie turned out to be
bad, it would be quickly forgotten and I'd easily put the experience
behind me. If the movie turned out to be good, and it pigeonholed me
into a career of directing multiple other horror movies, so what? Fans
are fans, even if they are horror fans, and many directors have become
famous for making one kind of movie. Still, if I had the experience of
what writer/director Peter Mervis had with When A Killer Calls,
I admit the offer might have had me pause a little. You see, Mervis was
contracted by the notorious studio The Asylum - the makers of terrible
mockbusters such as Allan Quatermain And
The Temple Of Skulls - to make a mockbuster of the 2006
major Hollywood studio movie When A Stranger Calls...
which in turn was a remake of the 1979 movie of the same name. So the
project had somehow less of a pedigree than your typical independent
horror movie. Still, I was curious how the end results of a movie with
a low pedigree would be like. Like the original movies, When A Killer Calls involves
a babysitter, in this case a young woman by the name of Trisha Glass
(Rebekah Kochan, Girlfriends
Of Christmas Past).
She has been contacted by the Walkers, a couple who have to go out to a
special event and need their young daughter Molly (Carissa Bodner)
supervised. Not long after Trisha arrives at the Walkers' residence and
the Walkers leaves, Trisha starts to get on her cell phone threatening
calls and texts. At first Trisha thinks this is some sort of prank
done, maybe by Molly, but as the night progresses, she wonders if
the persona behind the calls could be one of many people, including her
boyfriend Matt (Robert Buckley,
iZombie).
Eventually Trisha calls the police, and they agree to look into the
matter, but the night still has some time to conclude, and Trisha may
find that she's in much more danger than she thinks.
In case you are wondering, I did
see the original 1979 When A Stranger Calls;
in fact, I liked it so much, I own the Blu-Ray edition. I don't own the
2006 remake, however; I did
see it a number of years ago, but I honestly can't remember a thing
about it, which may suggest what its quality is. But that's not a
problem, because when When A Killer Calls
was being quickly made, the remake hadn't been released yet, so it only
seems fair to compare the mockbuster to just the OG. I'll start with
comparing the script of the mockbuster to the original movie, and it
should come as no surprise that it being an Asylum production, When A Killer Calls
copies a significant amount of plotting from the original movie -
babysitter called in to babysit alone, she starts getting creepy phone
calls, the creepy caller asks her if she's checked whom she's
babysitting, she calls the police who agree to trace the calls, the
police call back to inform her that... well, I won't spoil that twist
for those who haven't seen either film. Still, I will admit that this
mockbuster does throw in some original plotting and twists here and
there, though to be honest, most of it isn't particularly handled well.
For example, there are some setups for moments that are supposed to
scare or creep out the audience, but are so obviously false scares and
red herrings that as soon as they start to unfold, you'll correctly
guess it's much ado about nothing. Another example is when the police
tell Trisha that they will trace the next threatening calls that she
gets after getting a signal from her. She gets the calls, and promptly
gives the signal each time... then it takes forever
for the police to call her
back to give her the scary news. I think that any person today knows
that the old cliche of police needing a lot of time to trace calls has
long been retired in this age of instant number ID on our phones. In
fact, even back in the day when the cliche was still going strong, the
police did have the ability to trace calls instantly.
You are probably wondering what When A Killer Calls
does during all that looonnnggg time waiting for the police to call
Trisha back. Well, it does this by not doing what the original movie
did by having the heroine be alone - it actually introduces some
supporting character. This includes next-door neighbor Charlie (Louis
Graham, 2012:
Doomsday), and Matt comes to the home dragging his brain-dead
friends Frank (Derek Osedach, Snakes On A Train)
and Chrissy (Sarah Hall, Transmorphers)
along to hang out with them. Unfortunately, the movie finds next to
nothing to use with these characters. Charlie is introduced in one
short scene, and in his next and final scene he is quickly bumped off.
Frank and Chrissy basically follow that same routine, albeit with a few
more scenes and a bit more screen time. As for the main character of
Trisha, it's only a notch or two above being a thankless role. We learn
next to nothing (until near the end) about Trisha. The first twenty or
so minutes are kind of rough for gauging this character; she doesn't
bring anything into the movie apart from her cell phone. However, after
this point, actress Rebeka Kochan does start to make a at times valiant
effort to give her thin character some personality, from humor to
terror. She's actually pretty decent in the role overall, kind of a
surprise for an Asylum production with a typical ultra-low budget. In
fact, looking at the supporting players, while I wouldn't say that they
are great in their various
roles, they manage for the most part to be adequate with whatever they
have to do in front of the camera. While of course I would have wanted
them to be somewhat better, when you watch an Asylum movie, you have to
take whatever you can sift through the muck.
Taking whatever I could get also applied to When A Killer Calls'
direction. While in the following breakdown of what director Peter
Mervis (Snakes On
A Train)
brings to the movie is certainly going to be critical at times, I
realize that like other directors who have made Asylum movies, he was
working with a really low
budget and a really
short shooting schedule, so I know he was certainly unable to give the
movie enough oomph at times. As well, the low budget makes certain
details shabby, from poorly recorded (or obviously overdubbed) dialogue
to CGI
muzzle flashes for a fired gun. But miracle of miracles, he does manage
to accomplish some good things in the director's chair. For starters,
when he can, he punches up the visuals by using camera tricks, like
Dutch angles. Plus, while the movie is severely underlit and has you
sometimes wonder why the characters don't flip a light switch, the low
lighting along with the photography make the majority of the movie look
and feel like one of those low budget independently-made slashers from
the early '80s, giving the movie a nice retro charm at times.
Additionally, there are some genuinely disturbing touches here and
there; this is the rare horror movie unafraid to brutalize young
children, for one thing, and towards the end when the remaining
characters are trapped and put through psychological and physical
torture by the killer, the movie gets to be genuinely unsettling.
However, in most of the other scenes of horror, Mervis isn't able to
accomplish anything near that creepy feeling. The stalking and kills
are more often than not really quickly executed, and are sometimes so
poorly choreographed and lit that it's hard to make out what is
happening until afterwards, so much so that one character I thought was
dead is reintroduced later as being alive. I'd also like to add that
Mervis has the annoying habit of sprinkling in annoying modern editing
techniques, such as when the frame is zoomed in and out instantly while
static and harsh noises play on the soundtrack. This even happens a lot
when at a particular moment nothing horrifying is happening onscreen.
This editing, plus the aforementioned problems such as the padded
script and characters, and the badly pulled off stalking and killing
result in When A
Killer Calls
coming across as more often than not "soft" when it comes to its
selling point of horror. For a real cheapie, it's amazing that they
managed in the end to make a mediocre horror exercise, but I think even
fans of low-budget horror will wish someone connected to this movie
would have called the president of The Asylum and asked them to give
director Mervis more money, more time, and a better script.
(Posted
June 1, 2026)
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See also: Allan Quatermain,
Don't Go In The House, Sorority House Massacre
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