Eye Of The Eagle 3
(a.k.a. Last Stand At
Lang Mei)
(1989)
Director: Cirio H. Santiago
Cast: Steve Kanaly, Peter Nelson, Joonee Gamboa
Years and
years ago, in the now distant 1980s, I once heard this raspy-voiced
woman
lamenting about the lack of something in her life. She complained,
"Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods? Where's
the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white
knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and turn and I dream of
what I need." Even though I was still somewhat young when I first hear
that woman's lament, I instantly knew the answers to those questions of
hers. (Though before I would have answered her, I would have first told
her that this song of hers sounded way overblown, and the music video
to her song was even more overblown.) The answer I would have given to
that woman is that all the heroes nowadays are to be found in B movies.
That's one thing that the makers of B movies like to put in their
movies - heroes of a sort that are to be admired. These heroes more
often than not make the audience wish that they could be like these
cinematic heroes. And why not - just look at the attributes B movie
heroes typically have. They are usually handsome, or at the very least
have rugged good looks. They are usually very smart, knowing how to
battle whatever opposing force there is at every turn in the plot. They
usually believe in doing the right thing and sticking to their guns no
matter how the chips start to fall. And if the situation requires them
to engage in combat, these heroes are usually ready to battle, whether
the situation requires combat with arms and munitions, or down and
dirty with hand-to-hand combat.
Yes sir, when it comes to depicting a hero in B movies,
the writers, directors, and actors associated with these particular
kinds of movies love to depict their hero as flawless or nearly
flawless. That is, almost all of the time. There's one kind of B movie
hero where more often than not, writers, directors, and actors like to
depict as having some series flaws. And that's when the movie in
question depicts a hero who is fighting in the Vietnam War, or happens
to be a Vietnam veteran. Way back when I reviewed the movie The
Ballad Of Andy Crocker,
which concerned itself with a veteran of the Vietnam war, I first
complained about the typical portrayal of a Vietnam soldier in motion
pictures, and I tried to come up with theories as to why so many movies
depict the Vietnam soldier or veteran in a negative light. It still
bothers me all this time later. Vietnam soldiers are often shown to be
outgunned and unable to handle the enemy on the battlefield, even
though common sense dictates that the American government would never
put poorly trained soldiers lacking adequate firepower on the front
lines. And while statistics show Vietnam veterans in real life
generally have more positive lives than what's portrayed in movies, you
wouldn't know it from the movies. While the Vietnam veteran characters
in movies might be heroes, they are often shown to be poverty-stricken,
suffering from nightmares, often showing to be mentally disturbed in
some aspect, and generally portrayed to be a "loser" of some kind or
another.
Needless to say, I am sick of seeing these inaccurate
and unfair stereotypes in movies. I've been seeing them less during
recent years, though that is certainly due to the fact that Vietnam
vets alive today would be considered too old to be B movie heroes. For
a long time now, I have been looking for Vietnam-themed movies that
portray American soldiers in a heroic light, but it sure hasn't been
easy. I had to search long and hard for such a movie to review here,
and that's where Eye
Of The Eagle 3
comes in. I actually saw it when I was in Korea years ago. My roommate
was a war movie fan, and he rented it one day, and the two of us saw it
together and liked it. Though when I returned home, I couldn't find it
anywhere for years until recently, when I stumbled upon a copy in a
thrift store. In case you are wondering, I did manage to see the first Eye Of The Eagle
a while back (didn't like it.) I have yet to see Eye Of The Eagle 2 (though I have a copy in my
possession),
but reportedly the only connection the movies have with each other are
Vietnam War settings. Eye Of The Eagle 3
starts off by focusing on a platoon of American soldiers lead by one
Major Verdun (Kanaly, Dallas).
After a successful raid on a train carrying supplies for the North
Vietnamese, Verdun and his troops are ordered to move to a nearby
abandoned base named Lang Mei, with Verdun subsequently ordered back to
headquarters while his troops secure the base. However, not long after
Verdun has reached headquarters, the report that he killed a fellow
soldier who turned on him is not taken well by his superiors, and he is
locked up in military prison. He is replaced by
one Captain Wheeler (Nelson, Die Hard 2),
who is pretty green when it comes to taking action on the battlefield.
When Wheeler reaches Lang Mei, he is determined that he and his new
troops, without any outside help, will hold Lang Mei - whatever the
cost may be. Back at headquarters, the imprisoned Verdun struggles to
get word on the status of his former troops, while a North Vietnamese
Colonel by the name of Minh Van Po (Gamboa, Enter The Ninja)
is determined to destroy the American troops at Lang Mei.
In the past I have seen several other movies by the
prolific Filipino movie director Cirio H. Santiago (including The
Muthers),
but I have to admit that unlike many other fans of B movies, I was not
impressed with what I saw. But every dog has his day, and I have to
admit that with Eye
Of The Eagle 3,
Santiago managed at last to make a pretty entertaining movie. That's
not to say that the movie is without problems, however. He was saddled
with a screenplay that had a number of weaknesses to it, and one of
those weaknesses has to do with the characters in the movie. The North
Vietnamese characters - the movie's villains - are not given any real
depth to make them real characters. The vast majority of them are just
interchangeable ground troops, only there to get blasted into little
pieces. There are a couple of characters seeking refuge in the Lang Mei
base who are secretly working for the enemy commander and get a few
lines of dialogue, but they end up not much better than the faceless
ground troops. In fact, they have the additional problem of being
characters who are so obviously spies before we get the "surprise"
revelation that we in the audience get impatient and start wishing for
the movie to get rid of these predictable characters and get onto
something more interesting or exciting. As for the character of Minh
Van Po, the leader of the enemy, he only has about five or six lines
of dialogue at most in the entire movie. Because of this, it's hard for
us in the audience to build enough enthusiasm around seeing him get his
just desserts. Even the movie seems to think this, for his last scene
comes across more like a whimper than a bang.
As
for the good guys, their treatment ends up not that
much better than the enemy they face. The American soldiers include an
African-American as well as a Native American, but the extent to their
fleshing out is limited to the African-American playing a card game to
try and get out of work, and the Native American having a vision out of
nowhere. Oh, and there is one Caucasian soldier with the name of
"Kowalski", something which I have observed in countless other war
movies and no doubt you have as well. The characters of Verdun and
Wheeler do manage to get an ample amount of dialogue and get some
genuine
personality to their characters, but these two characters end up
suffering from the same problem
seemingly every character in the movie that has dialogue. And that
problem is with
the incredibly poor quality of the acting by the people playing these
roles. I don't know if the problem was due to the actors simply being
untalented, or if the production was a strain on the actors and their
performances suffered as a result, or if director Santiago was
uninterested in coaxing better acting from his cast. Whatever the
reason(s) might be, the acting is uniformly unimpressive. Some
performers (like Kanaly) act in an extremely broad manner that, while
occasionally funny (Frederick Bailey, as Kowalski, makes some extremely
funny facial expressions during the climax), mostly end up embarrassing
themselves and annoying the audience. Other actors (like Gamboa)
perform like they are simply reading the script out loud, with no
apparent effort to put any color in their tone of voice.
As you can see, the script for Eye Of The Eagle 3
has a good deal of problems, and the performers also disappoint in
their roles for the most part. Yet despite these limitations, director
Santiago manages to make the movie very entertaining. That is, if you
sit down to watch the movie with the right attitude. Both times I
watched the movie, my main desire was to see a lot of good action
sequences, and that's what I got. For starters, the movie has a huge
body count; I lost track as to how many people get killed, but it has
to be at least one hundred people. But it's not just the high body
count that makes the movie so entertaining. Countless people during the
course of the movie are killed in various ways, mostly machine-gunned
into bloody pieces,
but also blown up, set on fire, and even shot with arrows. Variety is
the spice of life, and this movie has more than one kind of seasoning.
But it's not
just the variety of action with the high body count that makes the
movie so much fun, it's also with the energy and excitement Santiago
puts in every action sequence. Whenever the action starts, Santiago
immediately goes full speed ahead; you immediately get pulled in, and
you are hooked. Even if things don't always make sense during the
action (like when one ignited dynamite charge results in multiple
explosions), the energy and excitement that result don't make you think
very hard. The movie is like a roller coaster ride - it's not
intellectually stimulating, but it's a fun and thrilling experience
that you'll remember fondly. Especially if, for once, you want to see a
Vietnam movie where the Americans are clear-cut heroes. So if you're
not in the mood for something that is heavy on the mind, Eye Of The Eagle 3
will do very nicely.
(Posted August 23, 2014)
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