(a.k.a. The Shrieking)
Cast: Keith Carradine, Tina Herazo, Gary Busey, Scott Glenn
If you want a confusing, almost pointless movie to
watch, you can't
get much "better" than Hex. About the only possible
I can think of for why it was made in its unique fashion it was is that
maybe the people behind it were indulging in certain pharmaceuticals.
you were to see it, you wouldn't think that last statement was an
at all. Hex is a movie that constantly changes its
is filled with incomprehensible scenes, weird direction, and very
story. It's hard to figure out why a major Hollywood studio (20th
both financed and distributed it. On the other hand, once you've
watching it, it's pretty easy to figure out why 20th Century-Fox never
released it on video on their own label, instead giving the chore to an
independent video label that put out more of its share of schlock
its lifetime (including Didn't You Hear.)
It starts off okay, even though I was a little
distracted by the significantly
darkened print. Charles Bernstein provides a gentle but eerie score,
the setting - a small farm in the grasslands of Nebraska - is both
and a little more original than other openings. Two young women (who
sisters) named Oriole (Herazo) and Acacia (Hilarie Thompson) have been
struggling on the farm since their father died a year earlier.
in the nearby town of Bingo, the town residents are surprised by the
of six motorcyclists - five soldiers fresh back from the World War I
and a woman. Both the motorcyclists and the townspeople are civil to
other at first, but then when one small boy dares one of the
to race his Model T-driving brother Billy (Dan Haggerty) - with Billy
losing the race - the townspeople turn ugly. Driven out of town to
music (lots of kazoos on the soundtrack), the motorcyclists seek out a
hiding spot, and soon come across the farm with the two sisters.
After a few tense moments between the sisters and the
an unspoken agreement is made, allowing the motorcyclists to hide out
the farm. It is here that the biggest problem about the movie comes up.
As the night progresses, the sisters fix the wound on one of the
Everyone then eats a good old homemade supper. After dinner, the
play a game of cards. One of them is kind enough to fix the old gun
belonged to the women's father. Then the group starts sampling some of
that "loco weed" that grows abundantly around these parts. The sisters
then tell the bikers about their dead parents, in a weird moment using
a B&W photo, the sisters staring into the camera that's pitched at
bizarre angles, and their narration fading in and out. Aside from this
ludicrous sequence, that's about all that's interesting about this
long nighttime sequence, though I did get a laugh out of the "loco
vignette, because Gary Busey's character at first refuses to
the weed. Not only are all of these activities overall pretty
they keep on coming, and go on forever. Hex is one of
movies that, for the most part, nothing happens. Nothing.
a few things do happen eventually, they are surrounded by slow, almost
agonizing endless minutes of padding.
Eventually (at the 1/3 point of the movie), something
starts to happen.
When Acacia walks outside later that night, Busey's character tries to
rape her, but she is saved in time. Later, Oriole makes plans for
Their father was a Native America who was some kind of medicine man.
out her father's old costume, she puts it on, and conjures up a spell
causes an owl to swoop down from the sky, and claw Busey's face. It
kills him, and the rest of the bikers find his body the next morning.
seems to be that concerned or upset. Some of the bikers bury the body.
Everyone then either runs, sits, or walks across the grasslands for
on end as the wind blows silently. Sometimes they talk with each other
about unimportant-to-the-plot stuff, like about the "dirty" parts of
Bible, or ride their motorcycles around the property. Then another of
bikers gets killed by Oriole's magic. Repeat those last three sentences
several times - that's pretty much how the rest of Hex plays
Movies like this are very difficult to review. If
nothing happens, how
can you describe enough of what makes the movie bad to be able to write
a full-length review? The answer is that you have to grasp anything,
it may be. And that's what I'll do for the rest of this paragraph.
in the movie quite a few times speak inane lines of dialogue like, "Up
your tweeter with a red hot mesquita!", "What the jim jam are you
and "My my my my my!" Much of the dialogue, dumb or not, is clearly
The townspeople come to the farm at one point, looking for the (hiding)
bikers, and leave, serving no purpose for the so-called plot. We see
real birth of a calf. A frog gets its mouth sewn shut. Footage is run
during an hallucination sequence. Other times, there are freeze-frames,
even in the middle of scenes. There's clues that the shaman costume is
driving Oriole crazy, but this is never confirmed or discussed.
Even if you are a fan of Busey, Glenn, Carradine, or
Haggerty, or you
find the idea of placing them together in a movie interesting, it won't
be enough to make this worth sitting through. None of those actors
any energy or interest, except in one scene when Busey is bitten on the
ear and he screams into the camera lens like a stuck pig for quite a
time. There are definite moments of weirdness that catch your eye, but
you have to sit through long, long periods of nothingness to see them,
and they pass away almost quicker than you seeing them. At the end of
movie, when we suddenly see modern-day jet fighters (!) in the sky, I
a pretty good idea that the pharmaceuticals the production team
in must have been some of that easily accessible loco weed. Seems they
took their pre-production research a little too far.
for availability on Amazon (VHS)
See also: Didn't You Hear,
Pushing Up Daisies, Jabberwalk