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Second Glance
(1992)
Director: Rich Christiano
Cast: David A. R.
White, Blaine Pickett, Lance Zitron, Denise Weatherly
Several weeks
ago, I read an interesting statement on the Internet. The statement was
made by Stephen Humphrey Bogart, who was the real-life son of the
golden age movie star Humphrey Bogart of Casablanca
fame. He was lamenting on how his famous father was now thought of in
this modern age - or rather, lack of thought. He pointed out that while
his father and his father's movies had a huge number of young adult
followers in the 1960s and 1970s, today almost no young adults had any
knowledge of Humphrey Bogart or the movies he appeared in. Kind of a
sad statement, but it's even sadder when you realize today that hardly any
movies from the Golden Age of Hollywood are known by youths or young
adults in this day and age. Can you think of a long list of classic
films that a substantial number of youths or young adults know about?
Well, there is The
Wizard Of Oz, there's possibly Universal horror movies like Dracula and Frankenstein,
and there are Disney animated movies like Snow White and Pinocchio,
but beyond those obvious choices, I think you'd be hard pressed to come
up with a long list of classic films known by those young ones. Oh,
wait, I have just come up with another one - the 1946 Frank Capra movie
It's A
Wonderful Life. Under normal circumstances, that movie would
likely have joined Capra's It Happened One Night
and Mr. Smith
Goes To Washington
as being pretty unknown by today's young adults. But thanks to it
(temporarily) slipping into the public domain several decades ago, TV stations got into the
practice of rerunning it on TV again and again, since they didn't at
the time have to pay any royalties. And while the movie today is back
in copyright, those aforementioned endless royalty-free broadcasts slowly made the
movie well known in the public - and not just young adults.
Of course, the huge cult surrounding It's A Wonderful Life
wouldn't have existed despite those repeated broadcasts had the movie
not struck a chord with people of all ages all around the world. So
what it this chord that makes this movie so popular to this very day?
Well, I think it comes for several reasons. One being that it's
considered a Christmas movie - if you make a Christmas movie, you have
an excellent chance of having your movie pop up on TV at least once a
year, since many people have a penchant for Christmas movies during
Christmas. The second is that the Jimmy Stewart character comes across
as an everyman, someone more identifiable than your typical movie hero.
The third is that there is the heartwarming message that just about
every person matters to other people, an appealing thing to ponder.
It's no wonder that the movie is popular with audiences today despite
its flaws. (The flaws include the suggestion that a person's
presence can dictate if someone needs to wear glasses, the fact that
George Bailey is so stupid that he can't comprehend he's encountering
completely different people in a different dimension one encounter after another,
and the fact that
Mr. Potter never gets punished at the end of the movie - the latter a
flaw a co-worker of mine admitted he noticed when he recently told me he watched
the movie for the first time.) With the popularity of the movie, it
isn't a surprise that over the years there have been a number of
parodies and rip-offs of its core premise of an angel showing a
dejected someone what life would be like without him/her. Among them
are the James Belushi movie Mr. Destiny, the
last episode of the original run of Dallas,
an episode of an ABC Afterschool Special back in the 1980s, and a
Christmas episode of the raunchy sitcom Married... With Children.
There have been a lot more "inspirations" and rip-offs
of the It's A
Wonderful Life
formula for decades, and in multiple countries. I'm kind of surprised
that the estate of Philip Van Doren Stern, who wrote the original short
story that the original movie was based on, hasn't filed multiple
lawsuits.
Anyway, since there have been so many imitations of It's A Wonderful Life,
I haven't bothered to watch too many of them, mainly because they
almost all have the same predictable end. That's what Second Glance
promised to have as well with its take on the original movie, but there
was something advertised about the movie that made it sound nutty
enough for me to give it a chance. And that is the fact that Second Glance
was a Christian production,
made for Christian audiences, and probably also to potential converts.
Now, I know that It's
A Wonderful Life
does have some Christian elements, but I was curious to see what a
full-blown Christian perspective on the classic theme would be like...
even with the knowledge that (let's face it) virtually all Christian
movies are terrible. The main
reason why they are terrible is that they are so focused on delivering
wholesome messages, that things like engaging plots and characters - as well
as entertaining stuff like foul language, nudity, sex, violence, and bloodshed - simply don't have a
chance to appear. It also doesn't help that the production values of these films are
generally poor or very undernourished. But this particular Christian movie
was only 50 minutes long, so possibly the short running length would
make it less painful than the usual Christian movie.
In Second
Glance, the George Bailey character is a teenager named Dan
Burgess (David A. R. White, God's Not Dead).
In the opening scene, he is seen sleeping in bed in the morning. His
mischievous younger sister Jenny (Mandy Posey) sneaks into his bedroom
while only wearing a long nightshirt (no comment), and adjusts the
volume of Dan's clock radio before sneaking out again. A few seconds
later, the clock radio blares a normal volume of noise, though this
somehow jolts Dan enough to tumble out of bed, and then "shout" at his
sister in a normal volume. I guess Christians can't get pissed off too much.
At the breakfast table, Dan sits down with his parents
and Jenny. There is some lame and unsavage banter between Dan and Jenny
regarding the clock radio that doesn't in any way resemble the dynamics
between real siblings at their ages. Dan's parents note that Dan was up late
last night helping a "friend" study for an English exam that day. Jenny
gleefully points out it was a girl named Tamara, provoking further
G-rated teasing. When Dan's parents question how things are going
between Dan and Tamara, Dan complains that everyone, including Tamara,
just consider him "a nice guy". Dan's father gives Dan the token
consolation that he'll meet "the right one" one day.
Dan drives off to school in the lone car outside of his
house - what, were his parents practicing the modern-day "work at home"
practice? As he drives to school, the credits unfold, and we see that
somehow this 50-minute production needed four
screenwriters. At school, Dan meets with his friend Ricky (Skip
Steward), who is eager to know how things went with Tamara, and Dan
tells the truth that nothing happened. As the two go into the school,
the school jock, a guy named Doug (Lance Zitron, whose real-life
teenage years were obviously far behind him) yells from the side if
he can cheat off Dan during the test today. Dan's negative response
just provokes more mocking from Doug. Inside the school, Dan laments to
Ricky, "I mean, I don't understand it, [Doug] mocks God, yet gets all the
girls. He's got a great car; everyone bows down to him. He's got it
all." Ricky responds simply, "No man, Doug's got nothing if you don't
have the Lord," and then implies that as Christians, they have to keep
reaching out to Doug.
Somehow this does not cheer up the Christian Dan, and
the two go their separate ways. At his locker, Dan is approached by
Tamara (Denise Weatherly), who thanks him for helping her study the
previous night for the test. As Dan then tries to ask Tamara if she'd
like to meet up with him later, the two are interrupted by the
reappearance of Doug, and a buddy of Doug. Doug asks Tamara if she is
going to a party tomorrow night at someone's house, When Dan is asked
if he's going and responds in the negative, Doug's mockingly asks Dan
if his mommy won't let him out at night. Doug himself quips that Dan
must have plans to go to a "big church hayride" before walking away
with Tamara and his jock friend. In case you are wondering, Tamara
didn't seem at all upset about the mocking of Dan, and was clearly
under the charm of Doug. Which brings up the question: Why is Dan
attracted in the first place to a girl in his school who is such an utter
b*tch? No answer is ever given. Geeze, even I had more sense at Dan's age when it came to
judging girls.
In
fairness, when school teacher Mr. Milner (David
Allen) then comes to support Dan, Dan says that Tamara is "special".
Well, that isn't all that much more helpful. Several scenes pass from
this point, showing Dan near-stalking Tamara while being oblivious nice
girl Vickie (Crystal Smith) studying next to him, and Dan giving a
short lecture about
what true love really is when a big student named "Bull" (Jim
Whitehead) gets jealous when Ricky starts talking to Bull's girlfriend
Melanie (Andrea Darnell). By the way, Whitehead's clunky and thuggish
acting style, plus the names "Bull" and "Melanie", make me wonder if
the makers of this movie were trying to replicate the (now seen as disturbing) couple of "Moose" and "Midge"
from the Archie comic books. This leads to the big scene where Dan,
with the encouragement of Ricky, decides to ask Tamara out. She happens
to be in front of a big Pepsi vending machine when Dan approaches her,
and director Rich Christiano makes sure the machine is clearly seen
when the two are talking face to face. I'm sure you guessed what
happens - when the somewhat stammering approaches the subject of a
get-together with Tamara, Tamara doesn't hold back: "Listen Dan, we're
good friends, right? Well, I would want anything to ruin our
friendship. I mean, you're a real nice guy. Some girl is gonna be
really lucky to get you." She then walks away. Buuuuurrrrrnnn, dude!
If you think that's bad, things soon get worse for Dan.
At Mr. Miler's English class test, Dan is working hard on his test when
Doug and his friends try to throw a note to Tamara that has the answers
to the test. How they got the answers to the test is never explained,
but anyway, when they throw the note, it lands next to Dan, who
stupidly picks it up and... yup, Mr. Milner catches Dan, and sends him
to the principal while expressing disappointment for thinking Dan was
much better than all the other students. And that night at home, while
Dan tries to explain to his angry father, Dan spews a long complaint
basically how all the other kids at school are having a much better
time than him. "I'm missing all the fun!" he says. "No, you're missing
all the sin!" responds his father. That doesn't do much for Dan, but
his father says they'll talk about the matter more in the morning.
Dan lies on his bed, leafing his Bible in his hands, and
soon after laments out loud, "I wish I was never a believer!" Normally
that would bring the sound of a thunderbolt and a flash of lightning,
but instead we get some
light tubular bells on the soundtrack, which continue when Dan
subsequently sleeps and... gasp... his window shutters open up! The
next morning, Dan wakes up, and is surprised to find himself wearing
a style of clothes (including a cap) that he normally doesn't wear. He is then
shocked to see a huge poster of someone I guess is supposed to be a
heavy metal musician, but it's a drawing and not a photograph...
probably
so that no real heavy metal musician would irk at being showcased in a
Christian
movie. When he enters the kitchen, he finds it deserted, save for empty
pizza boxes and other garbage strewn around, along with a strange note
from his mother that says she had to take his car to work. Somehow, Dan
still stupidly doesn't think anything is wrong, and goes outside to
drop off the garbage. Then he hears a mysterious someone say in a smug
voice, "Hello,
Dan." The stranger smugly identifies himself as "Muriel" (Blaine
Pickett), and
smugly tells Dan, "I am here to talk with you about your prayer... Your
prayer
has been answered. Today you're a man of the world!"
Of course, it's obvious to anyone watching what the smug
Muriel
really is - an angel - even though Dan is at this point too dim-witted
to figure that out. But getting back to Muriel, he is portrayed in a
human form, which is okay, because the Bible does say that some
angels come across in a human form, like the ones that visited Lot in Sodom and Gomorrah.. But I am tired of always seeing
angels in this form - the Bible says that angels come in other forms as
well. The prophet Isaiah, for one thing, mentions in Isaiah 6:2-3 and
6:6-7 that angels have six
wings, two to cover their feet and two in order to fly, and are
associated with fire and purification. And Ezekiel's vision in the
Bible (Ezekiel 1:5-14) stated he saw an angel having four faces, of a
man, a lion, an
ox, and an eagle. The angel also had four wings, straight legs with
hooves that sparkle like burnished bronze, and human hands under their
wings. Ezekiel also said in Ezekiel 1:15-21 that he saw an angel as a,
"wheel within a
wheel", with the rims of the wheels all covered with eyes. Why didn't
Dan get to see an angel like any of those? Oh, wait, I just remembered
- this is
a Christian movie with a typical rock-bottom budget.
Sorry, let's get
back to the movie. Dan and Muriel's conversation is interrupted by Doug
honking the horn of his jeep at the edge of the property. Muriel
explains that Doug and his cronies are now Dan's new friends. After
being told that Muriel can't be seen or heard by others (well, that's
at least one difference with this angel than with the angel Clarence in
It's A
Wonderful Life),
Dan gets a ride to school with Doug, and at school, arrangements are
made for a party in the evening. Tamara then comes and acts like an utter
b*tch as usual, but in seconds Dan is clued in to the fact that she is
now his girlfriend, and starts to enjoy the touchy-feeling attitude she
has with him in classes... though he seems to feel a little something
strange when he sees Vickie across the room totally ignoring him. Then
in his next class, not seeing Ricky around, he asks a student where
Ricky is. The student is amazed to see that Dan didn't remember that
Bull after school the previous day beat up Ricky for talking to
Melanie, and put Ricky in the hospital. (Sadly, no one seems surprised
that instead of being arrested, Bull was just suspended by the school administration for two weeks.)
Afterwards, when Dan enters a classroom for his regular Federation of
Christian Athletes meeting, and finds an irate teacher holding a sewing
class in the room, Dan is even more confused.
Outside the classroom, Dan bumps into the smug Muriel again.
"There is no FCA" Muriel smugly says, explaining that Dan's former self
was responsible for starting the group in the first place. Before we
can question why Dan was still interested in this Christian group when he wished
to not be a Christian just hours earlier, a teacher comes by and quickly shoos Dan
to his next class - English. But while Dan is happy to get perfect
results from his test the previous day (read: by cheating), he is
confused
by the absence of Mr. Milner. Doug then is confused that he has to tell
Dan that Mr. Milner quit the school three months earlier after being
driven crazy by all the unruly students at school. Dan is even more
confused when after class, Melanie walks up to him and asks for him to
meet with her after school for some reason. And then after school at
the local malt shop, Dan, while hanging out with his new gang, is
shocked to find out that he's simultaneously dating Tamara and
Melanie while keeping each of them oblivious to the fact! Dan's
confusion then goes through the roof when he sees that Mr. Milner is
now a waiter at the malt shop. I don't know about you, but I am glad I
never had Milner's career advisor when I was looking for a job.
Dan gets home, and is surprised to see a fancy and
expensive car in the driveway. His mother comes out of the house, with
enough makeup and dress on to be the wh*re of Babylon. She thanks Dan
for letting her borrow his car, and then she is picked up for a date by
a guy named Wes. She seems confused when Dan askes her the whereabouts
of his father and Jenny, but quickly leaves. The smug Muriel then
appears, explaining to the shocked Dan that Dan was able to afford his
car by gambling on football
games! As for the whereabouts of dad and Jenny, Muriel smugly says,
"Your folks have been divorced for several years. You see, it was your
prayers that held your folks together when they were going through the
tough times." Needless to say, those tough times are why they never
apparently boinked enough to make a sister for Dan. But think about
what else was said just then
- this movie is saying, contrary to what many child psychologists and
child advocates have said for decades, that if your parents divorce, it's your fault.
I don't know about you, but that doesn't exactly sound like a loving
Christian
message, let along one that would ease the concerns of any child or
teen with feuding parents. Come to think about it, there's also
something else disturbing about what Muriel said - is he saying that
the love between two people depends on a third wheel to ensure it will
last? (If you can be allowed to call God a "third wheel".)
Anyway, Dan isn't phased all that much by Muriel's
explanation of the present situation. "I'm respected, I'm popular!" he
states to Muriel. He then gets ready for the big party that night. The
party turns out to be a packed house, but if you are thinking that the
shenanigans involve people jumping in pools, destroying furniture, or
reserving bedrooms in the house, you will sadly be disappointed - it
just consists of people standing around talking while with cans of
(gasp) beer in their hands. Dan enjoys himself for a while, but you
probably guessed that not only do Tamara and Melanie bump into each
other, but do so right in front of poor Dan. As expected, sparks start
flying between the two for Dan's affections, and then Melanie lays down
a bombshell: "I am pregnant with Dan's baby, and we are going to get
married!"
Looking into the camera while it zooms quickly into his face, Dan screams, "AAAAAHHHHHH!"
Just
kidding - while that would be a perfect touch, the two
women then both storm off in opposite directions while the utterly
stunned Dan has to sort out the situation. As it turns out, when he
talks to Melanie, she discovers she actually isn't pregnant - it was a
lie so she can have Dan all to herself. Then he finds the p*ssed-off
Tamara, and while trying to patch up things, he discovers that she
never really thought much of him, and certainly didn't start dating him
because he was "a nice guy". Geeze, Dan can't get a break with this
woman. For that matter, neither with Melanie. As Dan is dragged back
inside to the party with his friends assuring him, "Women are like
buses, one comes along every ten minutes," Melanie calls Bull to give
him the scoop as to what has been happening. While this is going on,
Dan remembers he had an appointment to counsel a fellow student named
Scotty that day, and goes to Scotty's sister to apologize for missing
the appointment with her brother. Then Scotty's sister gets pissed off, and it
doesn't take too long for Dan to learn than Scotty committed suicide
three months earlier. Why? No clues at all here or earlier in the movie
- at least the aforementioned ABC Afterschool Special indicated with
enough detail why the death of one character in its fantasy was
basically a suicide. As soon as Dan learns about Scotty's death, Bull
suddenly arrives
at the party (apparently Bull's parents didn't think of grounding him
for beating up a peer brutally enough to put him in the hospital, or
getting suspended from school for two weeks for that matter), and all
hell breaks loose, with Dan fleeing on foot from
the premises of the party with the angry Bull in hot pursuit and with
the goal to do Dan some serious harm.
There's
about ten more minutes to follow, but I won't
reveal what happens, one reason being that since this is a Christian
film, you can probably guess how things are tied up at the end. Another
reason is that there is a short but quite deranged conversation between
two characters that simply must be personally seen and heard to be believed,
so I won't spoil it here. Anyway, even with saying that, I am pretty
sure that by now you see how utterly ridiculous Second Glance
is. While it isn't as insane as some Christian films like If
Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?,
I think the majority
of non-Christians will find it goofy enough to make it well worth a
viewing if they are in the mood for some unintended laughs, and even
many Christian viewers will admit that the movie is
extremely silly at times. Still, I admit there are parts of the movie
do have some sincerity to them. Actor David A. R. White in the lead
role doesn't come across as especially annoying or unlikeable, for one
thing, and
acts adequately. And while technically the movie is kind of cheap and
shoddy, director Rich Christiano
(who has made a career with making Christian movies) does avoid
messages being
too heavy-handed for the most part, with the movie's messages lean more
towards being a generally good person and doing unto others than things
with a direct Christian/Bible
message, and also admitting that being a Christian youth isn't always an easy
life, so this movie's good intentions will be more accepted by your
average viewer than a Christian movie with a more religious tone. But there is one thing I
am puzzled about with Christiano's movie, however. That is, for a
Christian movie, it goes against the Bible in one big aspect - the
whole cloning of the It's A Wonderful Life
plotline; it could be considered going against the eighth commandment,
which if you recall, states, "Thou shalt not steal."
(Posted March 24, 2026)
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